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I think stress ate my period.

socialjusticeally:

meravie:

cuntbarf:

Where is all the bluud?

Guess I have to wait another month to work on a fresh batch of blood cookies.

…………..christ

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  • Person: Ladies and gentlemen...
  • SJA: Um what the fuck you binary supporting ASSHOLE
  • Person: People of the world...
  • SJA: Seriously what the fuck is WRONG with you I'm a fucking DRAGON ugh
  • Person: Beings of the world...
  • SJA: Um excuse me I'm from Mars seriously do you even READ the TUMBLR TAGS I FOLLOW?
  • Person: Beings of the universe...
  • SJA: C'mon now sweetie can't you respect everyone look that person over there isn't a being they're a ROCK
  • Person: Things I am trying to speak to...
  • SJA: Excuse me you didn't ask for my pronouns my identity mandates that I can't be generalized as part of a group you have to address me individually as "xephelon" when you address a group I'm in
  • Person: WELL FUCK YOU ALL TOO.
  • SJA: What a privileged asshole I am triggered by the word 'fuck'

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finerfur: [MYTHOLOGY] Loki - by stigmata damn

finerfur:

[MYTHOLOGY] Loki - by stigmata

damn

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finerfur: Classy - by HomicidalManda not sure if this is referencing something but this is damn cool

finerfur:

Classy - by HomicidalManda

not sure if this is referencing something but this is damn cool

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aparticularjane: shaburdies: good korra you are a beautiful soul

aparticularjane:

shaburdies:

good

korra you are a beautiful soul

(Source: starfires)

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fwiffo:

My mom is screaming at me because I told her Santorum is a bad candidate.

to be honest i don’t like anyone still in

bar ron paul but he has no chance

but i guess a change from obama is all i want

gingrich is okay but i don’t think he has a chance

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horribleman: orelpuppington: apocalypsepony: iamfuckingeridan: foryouistellify: artisticbiologist: stickyhunter: thisisfartoosilly: Coffee/ Chocolate/ Rassberries are my power and my weakness is old men…… Scott Pilgrim is my super power (So I can use swords of love/self respect -lol- along with Bass guitar and game-stoof?) My weakness is POLOS Nooooo! My weakness is Holly. My powers are backpacks. I am backpack boy from Ned’s Declassified.  0.-.0 My powers - Pink plush bunny powers (???) My only weakness - Sleeping tablets (my sister’s) I have squishy Johncat powers. But my weakness is turkey meatloaf. I have paternal powers and my weakness is sofa arms. DAMN THOSE SOFA ARMS left: backpack! maybe some pocket dimension powers?right: the… American flag………. My super power is homework My weakness are blankets someone kill me I don’t want to live anymore my power is a stack of recovery discs my weakness is milk and cookies that’s pretty acurate

horribleman:

orelpuppington:

apocalypsepony:

iamfuckingeridan:

foryouistellify:

artisticbiologist:

stickyhunter:

thisisfartoosilly:

Coffee/ Chocolate/ Rassberries are my power

and my weakness is

old men……

Scott Pilgrim is my super power (So I can use swords of love/self respect -lol- along with Bass guitar and game-stoof?)

My weakness is POLOS Nooooo!

My weakness is Holly.

My powers are backpacks.

I am backpack boy from Ned’s Declassified.  0.-.0

My powers - Pink plush bunny powers (???)

My only weakness - Sleeping tablets (my sister’s)

I have squishy Johncat powers. But my weakness is turkey meatloaf.

I have paternal powers and my weakness is sofa arms.

DAMN THOSE SOFA ARMS

left: backpack! maybe some pocket dimension powers?
right: the… American flag……….

My super power is homework

My weakness are blankets

someone kill me I don’t want to live anymore

my power is a stack of recovery discs

my weakness is milk and cookies

that’s pretty acurate

(Source: tatermo)

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arkh

arkh

(Source: samljackson)

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